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Ten Unanswered Questions
1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little
... bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE
2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section
... in a swimming pool?
3. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland
... called Holes?
4. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread
... to begin with?
5. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person
... who drives a racecar is not called a racist?
6. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow
... that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged,
... models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
7. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
8. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
9. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more
... as they get older; then it dawned on me .....they are cramming for their
... final exam.
10. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks,
... so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use... toothpicks?
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