DIGITAL FREESAT FORUM
Here you find everything about the satellites for satellite receivers software, keys, movies, music ..... many other
|
Lista Forumurilor Pe Tematici
|
DIGITAL FREESAT FORUM | Inregistrare | Login
POZE DIGITAL FREESAT FORUM
Nu sunteti logat.
|
Nou pe simpatie:
andreutza43 pe Simpatie.ro
 | Femeie
25 ani
Bacau
cauta Barbat
30 - 80 ani |
|
|
pizmo
Membru nou
Inregistrat: acum 16 ani
Postari: 12
|
|
School:
A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse:
person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
Lecture:
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through 'the minds of either'
Conference:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Father:
A banker provided by nature.
Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
Doctor:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Classic:
Books, which people praise, but do not read.
Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn:
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience:
The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher:
A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death
|
|
| pus acum 16 ani |
|