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Dads are more honest
"Mom? I've got a question. The guys at school are using words I don't understand."
"What words, dear?"
"Pussy and Bitch."
Mom inhaled sharply, but then said: "Oh, that's easy. A pussy is a cat, like our
little Chico. A bitch is a female dog, like our Sandy."
"Thanks, Mom.."
He then found his Dad out in the garage.
"Dad, the guys at school are using words I don't understand."
"What words, son?"
"Pussy and bitch. I asked Mom, but I don't think she told me the right meanings."
Dad said: "Son, never ask your mother about these things, ask me instead. Let me
explain it like this."
He pulled a Playboy from his workbench, turned to the centerfold, drew a circle around
the pubic area and said: "Son, everything inside the circle is pussy."
"Okay, Dad. Then what's a bitch?"
Dad replied: "Everything outside the circle."
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Irishman and the Hooker
An Irishman was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows
'Twenty dollars' she whispers.
Perry had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it's only twenty bucks. So they hide in the bushes.
They're going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It is a police officer.
'What's going on here, people?' asks the officer
'I'm making love to me wife!,' the Irishman answers, sounding annoyed.
"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know"
"Well, neidder did I, til ya shined that light in her face."
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